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Friday, February 5, 2010

The Twins Response to Why Chad Should Love Bees


Bats have an invariable effect on our planet. They have existed for more than fifty million years, and there perpetual existence is so crucial, that all life on Earth depends on them. There are more than one thousand different species of bats; however, each kind preforms nearly identical duties in there different colonies. Bats should be loved more than Bees, because they support our atmosphere, our crops, and can save Jessica's bees.

Primarily, bats trump bees because they maintain our increasingly vulnerable atmosphere, by cultivating what is left of our dwindling rain forests. This is accomplished through native, fruit bats who's instinctive longing for survival impulses them to eat from the trees and leave deposits of seeds through out the forest floor. These seeds are nourished and become trees. These trees recycle the excess carbon-dioxide put into the air by human vehicles and replaces it with the overpowered percentage of remaining oxygen in our atmosphere. Thus, enough bats and rain forests could nearly single handedly restore the balance to our atmosphere and effectively solve global warming.

The penultimate reason why bats ostentatious awesomeness triumphs over bees is because they help our crops by leaving there natural means. Bats outside of rain forest fulfill there niche for survival by eating insects that naturally eat crops. This serves as dual purpose in the bats arsenal against bees, though the primary reason this is purposeful is because bats help provide adequate food to the starving around the world.

The final reason why bats should be loved more than bees is because bats will save the bees. This is the second edge of the dual awesomeness presented by bats when they eat insects. Bees are dying because of parasites and pesticides; yet, when bats are present it eliminates the farms need to use harmful pesticides on there crops to ward off insects. This will keep the bees free from the pesticides and promotes both the causes of bats and bees at the same time.

It is evident that Jess needs to realize that Bats are the better creature because not only are they more environmentally vital, but they also promote the well being of humans, bees and all earth dwellers alike. We should all now remember to thank Jehovah for bats, because though they may be scary they are key to Earth's stabilization.


My Response
So twin I have to sat that I agree with you on most of the above. (I can't believe I agree with you for once) You however must admit that bees are totally awesome as well. I myself happen to like bats. I think basically that people need to realize the crucial role all creatures play in the environment whether they be small and creepy or large and mighty. All play a part and need to be respected and not needlessly eradicated.

4 comments:

  1. We should make a new creature called a batee and it will serve the purposes of bees and bats and if anyone doesn't love it they shall be executed :) lol

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  2. I agree(again cant believe it)!!

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  3. mom says we should build a bathouse!!!

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  4. I got my mom to where she can follow your's also :D Thanks for working in service with us!

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